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"This inky pie is as black and somber as the Truth we must acknowledge this day. Indeed, a dark pie for a dark day."
"That 'pie' is not black."
"As lurid and shadowy as the Dark Time we now face, cruelly rendered unto evil; our apt, tortured pie shines black as the widow's dress."
"It's not even pie. It's a bunny!"
"Having lost a bold champion, dauntless sickbed visitor, and enabler of the very stock-and-trade of Good; we see our dire mood reflected, ironically, by this pie's brutally uncompromising refusal to reflect visible light."
"You are so not a 'shading.'"