don't want the Mexican Flu
sure don't got any Mexican Flu
'Cause whenever you say the word MEXICAN
somebody's mad at you

can't have no flu that's Swine
just can't say that flu is Swine
'cause if people think you get Swine Flu from pigs
then pork they stop buyin'

got no use for H1N1
mighty lame name H1N1
'cause clearly announciating four distinct syllables in one name
just ain't American

pronouncin' H1N1 as Hun Nun is no good
callin' it the Hun Nun Flu just ain't any good
'cause when the Huns and the Nuns are all pissed at you
you know you're probably screwed


call it the Al Quaida Flu
Call it the Al Quiada Flu
for one thing they're already mad at us and for another you never know
when the AQ Flu will turn and kill you