Here is Gizzard. "Gizzard demands quarter! And tribute!" says Gizzard. Gizzard was born mad slippy, Spot.
19 Quart Lobster Pot is an inanimate fetish, which confers superior knowledge from beyond space and time to a chosen few devotees. To your limited perception, it appears to be just another 19 Quart Lobster Pot. To your limited perception, Spot.
The events and characters depicted in this bloggoplay are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, living, dead or bloginary, is purely coincidental, Spot. (Or is it intentional? I always forget how that goes.)