Let's get real. The last post from any of the absurdist trio was on July 12th, right? So what might have happened on July 13th to make them stop posting?


Capture! That's what!

July 14th, 2006 BAR HARBOR, Maine --An eastern Maine lobsterman caught a lobster this week that looks like it's half-cooked.

Robinson, of Steuben, donated the lobster to the Mount Desert Oceanarium. Staff members say the odds or finding a half-and-half lobster are 1 in 50 million to 100 million. By comparison, the odds of finding a blue lobster are about 1 in a million.

Robinson, who has been fishing for more than 20 years, said he didn't know what to think when he spotted the odd creature in his trap.

"I thought somebody was playing a joke on me," Robinson said. "Once I saw what it was ... it was worth seeing."

One in 50 million odds, thinking it's a joke then realizing its value, split personalities, lobster... it's all there, gentle readers.

Our heroes are at the Mt. Desert Island Oceanarium. Who's up for staging a raid?