In a tense stand-off on Monday, Montag surrounded the governmental palace of Doodle Bean -- formerly revered originator and leader of "I Miss Fafblog, Spot!" -- with tanks and armored personnel carriers. Today, after running out of Yoo-hoo and Cheetohs, Doodle Bean surrendered and was whisked away to a secret prison in Khajikistan.

Doodle Bean now realizes that all the money should have gone to armaments instead of toward that luxurious lifestyle! Darn!