We the Salty tars of the United States, in Order to be formin' a more perfect Union, establishin' Justice, insurin' domestic Tranquility, providin' for the common defence, promotin' the general Welfare, and securin' the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our bonnie lads and lasses what comes after us, be ordainin' and establishin' this Constitution for the United States of 'Merica. Arrrrrrrrrrr!

Cross posted on the forum over at zefrank's place.