The Neverending Story: A boy seeks to escape the troubles of reality within the pages of a mysterious story-book. He is drawn into mythical Fantasia, a land where he is heralded as a hero. That boy is the United States. ... You know what? I don't want US to delude ourselves that this is anything but fantasy. We must wake up to the destruction we have wrought in real-life Iraq.

--Falkor

High Noon: When the marshal decides he must courageously face the outlaws that would destroy him, the townsfolk refuse to help. He still kicks some major outlaw ass, though! The President knows he can't cut and run, and he must face the terrorists. ... You know what? I don't think we should leave our Sheriff to face the terrorists alone.

--Gizzard

The Cutting Edge 2, Going for the Gold: Iraq is the daughter of 1992 Winter Olympics Gold medallists Kate Moseley and Doug Doursey. She grows up with ambitions of winning her own Olympic gold but that ambition seems to come to an end when she has a career threatening injury. Enter The United States as her new pairs skate partner and a new chance at Olympic Gold. But can they set aside their stubbornness long enough to actually win the game? [IMDb] ... You know what? Victory is only possible if Iraq can set aside its stubbornness long enough for US to gain strategic control of its assets and declare victory.

--Chaplain Montag of the First Knights of the 19 Quart Lobster Pot

The Lord of The Rings: The Return of the King: "As the hobbits are going up Mount Doom, the Eye of Mordor is being drawn somewhere else ... It's being drawn to Iraq and it's not being drawn to the U.S. ... You know what? I want to keep it on Iraq. I don't want the Eye to come back here to the United States."

--Senator Rick Santorum
[Bucks County Courier Times: Santorum defends Iraq war]