STOCKHOLM, Sweden - A drunken Elk has been terrorizing children at a school in southern Sweden.

"That could be the problem. We could be dealing with a boozy Elk," a police officer in Molndal, told I Miss Fafblog, Spot.

The drunken gentleman in question appears to be a member of the Stockholm International Elks Lodge 243424. He was probably eating fermented apples from the free buffet at their Mortgage Burning Party and became inebriated, the police officer said.

Workers at the school described the erratic Lodge member as "completely mad".

"The children are really scared," the receptionist at the school near Molndal in southern Sweden told I Miss Fafblog, Spot.

Police have contacted hunters and if the Elk does not calm down, he could be shot.