The Iraq Study Group Report
Superman tried in vain to find any survivors from Iraq. He found out that it was all blown up and the information he heard about it wasn't true. He knew he had to come home, and he was very sad.
Unluckily, his plane almost got completely lost due to unstable weather. Captain Hamilton ordered the crew to change course towards some lights. They were caused by a coronal mass ejection that almost lead them to deliberate destruction!
Finally home, Superman, disguised as 'James Baker' returned to his work as co-chairman of a congressional bipartisan commission. He got upset when he discovered that 'Sandra Day O'Connor,' his co-worker, had a family of her own. He had always been in love with her.
Little did Superman know that it was his old nemesis, Lex Luthor, who was behind the wrong 'Iraq' information that had sent him away. Luthor was a heartless man. He once crushed a staff member to death with his cowboy boots. Now he planned to create a whole new Middle East out of sand tainted with Kryptonite, the poison that kills Superman. His mad dream would finally be fulfilled...
That being said, this book sure doesn't break any new ground. I guess that's not what it is attempting to do, so maybe it should be evaluated on those terms.