On the fourth day of Fafmiss, my true love offered me...

Four Calling Plans!

Three Freedom hens...
two Aris gloves,
and a pitchfork in a zombie.

Oh, the choices! On-peak, off-peak, in-network, out-of-network -- I'm in heaven! And Thank the Lord my phone company used its super-computer to offer me the best deal ever this Joyous Christmas Season!