Grab your goofy hat, it's almost 2007! Now...what to serve at your New year's Eve party? Sure, you'll pop the champagne after the ball drops, but before that, how about serving your guests cocktails that are dashing, dangerous and just plain fun! Perfect!

'57 Chevy With A White License Plate
Fill a rocks glass with "rocks," add white creme de cacao and vodka

Sour Apple Rum Sour
Fill a rocks glass with "rocks," add 2 oz flavor mix or Schnapps for a Cherry, Peach, Blackberry, Raspberry, Strawberry, or Wildberry Sour Apple Rum Sour

Fight or Flight
Fill a rocks glass with "rocks," add 1/2 can Red Bull, 1 1/2 oz 151 proof rum, and 1/2 oz. Captain Morgan's rum. Top off the glass with energy drink, stir and get ready to fight or fly!

Of course, you'll want to make your "rocks" from scratch. It's easy!

Basalt
10 lbs pyroxene
10 lbs olivine
5 lbs feldspar
5 lbs quartz

1. Preheat oven to 9000 degrees F.
2. Toss pyroxene, olivine, feldspar, and quartz together in a large bowl. Spread mixture out on a cookie sheet.
3. Bake for thousands of years.
4. When molten take out of the oven, and allow to cool for a few days in front of an open window. Break into serving pieces with a sledge hammer.

Now you're ready to party!