Despite the valiant efforts of Virginia Rep. Virgil Goode, incoming Muslim/Democrat Rep.-elect Keith Ellison will be taking his oath of office tomorrow on the Koran. I Miss Fafblog, Spot has learned that the new congressman will hold the personal copy previously owned by Osama bin Laden.

"He wanted to use a Koran that was special," says al-Qaeda spokesman Atiyah Abd al-Rahman, who was contacted by the Minnesota Dem early in December. Osama bin Laden, hiding out in the Pakistani region of Waziristan, was happy to help.

Ellison will take his official oath of office on the Satanic Bible along with the other incoming Democrats in the House chamber, then use the Koran in his individual, ceremonial oath with antiChrist Nancy Pelosi. "Keith is paying respect not only to San Francisco's Church of Satan, but to bin Laden himself," said Ellison's spokesman Rick Jauert.

Goode released a letter two weeks ago objecting to Ellison's use of the Koran. Now he also objects to Pelosi's plan to slaughter a baby during the swearing-in, so Democrats can drink his blood and eat his flesh. Afterwards, Pelosi intends to perform a sex act on the floor of the House chamber with all of her incoming minions. "I believe that the overwhelming majority of voters in my district would prefer the use of the Bible," the Virginia Republican told Fox News, and then went on to warn about what he regards as the dangers of having inaugurations and other special occasions celebrated by a "real heretic Priestess."