Solve Your Speech-Writing Problems In A Hollywood Minute!

Order Now and you will receive my Ready-to-Go Pack of Oscar Acceptance Speeches, Wedding Toasts, and Eulogies...in a bottle! Each "Speech-In-A-Bottle" contains a proven selection of complete speeches. Feel free to mix 'n match!

Uh oh! You've just won the The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences award for Best Actor In A Supporting Role and, let's face it, you are unprepared to say anything appropriate! Speech-In-A-Bottle to the rescue! My speeches for gals and guys will help express your feelings in a gracious and light-headed way! You can even add your own thoughts! My Poems-In-A-Bottle are extra, and may be used on their own or as a delightful and artistic ending to your speech.
  
Each bottle contains 8 Speeches plus 1 Free Bonus speech! The total speaking time for each is 3 minutes, and is easy to deliver, risk free...and guaranteed to beguile!

Here are just a few accolades:

Saved my butt, you did.
Michael Arndt, New York City

I wish I knew about this during Idol. It's difficult 'reinventing the speech-wheel' every time I win something!
Jennifer Hudson, Los Angeles

I can't thank you enough for your help with the Eulogy for my girlfriend. As in the past, I found your work to be bittersweet.
Howard K. Stern, Santa Monica

I was totally stumped, Ken! I didn't even know where to start, but your brilliant speeches will help save the night! Thanks again!
Stephen Frears, London

Thank you so much for the poem, which was, of course, extra. The rehearsal dinner, the wedding, the reception, well, all were spectacular! And so was my toast! The poem was a hit! Thanks again, I'll keep your bottle handy and tell all my friends who to call when they need help!
Dave Miscavige, West Sussex