Dear (Your Senator/Congressman's name here),

I am so sorry that I wasn't there for you, my precious darling, so that you had to cheat on me with hookers. I shouldn't blame myself for what you did, but I guess I have changed. It's been difficult moving to Washington D.C. and trying to be glamorous, but I did it because you believed in something. I know now that you strayed because I've become such a big nag, but I just wish you had talked to me before going to that whorehouse! I want to make it better with all of my heart. You must now do your best to keep your name out of the papers so we can get past this.

Your little angel,

(Wife's name here)