I Really Like Him
I've know this guy for awhile now. He was the top individual donor to the GOP in 2000.
Every time this guy is in Washington, he texts me to see if I wanna hook up. He used to do this when I was running, too.
We've hooked up a bunch of times. He's been a Bush Ranger, he donated to the Swift Boat campaign, and he's even a charter member of the Libby Defense Fund. Now he wants to take things further.
I really like this guy. He is 77 years old and runs a successful business that takes over manufacturing companies. Our situation has been going on since 2000. We just text each other to see if we can hook up.
We always have a good time when we're together, and he is forever complimenting me. D-R-E-A-M-Y! Why must I keep things so casual?!
He wants to be ambassador to Belgium but the the Senate Foreign Relations Committee hates him because of the Swift Boat thing and would never nominate him. What am I gonna do?!!!
-Lonely At The Top
Dear Lonely At The Top,
You scamp! You already answered your own question!