What the cleaning lady found

A former White House cleaning lady claims that falsified documents which were meant to depict Saddam Hussein's regime as trying to procure yellowcake uranium from Niger can be traced directly back to "the office of the Vice President of the United States."

Appearing on MSNBC's Tucker Carlson show, she recalled that back in 2002, she noticed the floor around the copy machine in the White House was covered with yellowcake crumbs, so she cleaned the crumb trail that led right to the VP's doorstep. "I can't tell you how gross the vice president is," she complained. "He strains spaghetti through a fly-swatter, drops yellowcake crumbs everywhere. When I opened the door to clean his office, Cheney's desk had yellowcake all over it. He was holding the hinky memo and that man had cake all over himself. I can't stand the guy!"

Which explains why a Los Angeles Times story reported on December 3, 2005 that, "a senior FBI official said the bureau's initial investigation found no evidence of foreign government involvement in the forgeries."