Lick Your Chops Chicken Chunks

10,000 cups Chicken chunks
7,750 cups Corn meal
3,000 cups Tainted wheat gluten
3.000 cups Chicken by-product meal
2,000 cups Ground barley
2,000 cups Fish meal
1,150 cups Chicken fat
1,000 cups Natural chicken flavor
1,000 cups Dried egg product
10 cups Potassium chloride
Salt (to taste)
5 cups Cicalcium phosphate
5 cups Choline cloride
5 cups Ferrous sulfate
5 cups Zinc oxide
5 cups DL-Methionine
5 cups Copper sulfate
5 cups Manganese sulfate
5 cups Thiamin mononitrate
5 cups Inositol
5 cups Pyrodoxine hydrochloride
5 cups Potassium iodide
5 cups Folic acid
A pinch of Cobalt carbonater

Preparation:
1. Toss all the ingredients together in a big bowl and mix well. Follow your own standards for testing your finished product. Put the mixture in cans and seal. Store until ready to serve.

To Serve:
2. Empty contents of can into a bowl and place on floor. Happy trails!