Democrats Pelosi and Reid test Bush's will on Iraq
Bush to Dems: don't "test my will" on Iraq
President George W. Bush warned Democrats not to "test my will" by passing any more legislation withdrawing US troops from Iraq after he vetoes a similar bill passed by Congress this week.
Democrats are busy doing just that in a secret underground lab beneath their headquarters. Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid said he has developed a high-powered device that precisely measures how much "Iraq Dissatisfaction Damage" can be absorbed by a Republican before he or she will either defect, or a total vegetative state occurs. Reid further said his device "sets us on a new course, away from a civil war with no end in sight toward a responsible phased redeployment that holds Iraqis accountable."
White House spokeswoman Dana Perino suggested that the Democrats' machine is a "ridiculous PR stunt" and "the height of cynicism."