A group of students at Red Bank High School in Monmouth County, N.J. have worked out complicted mathematical equations for making the Bush Administration invisible by bending light around it.
Now they have used those equations to design a gizmo that can make objects as big as a White House Press Conference simply disappear.
The students designed tiny transmittors which are fitted onto cones that can be worn by reporters, Democrats, or even ordinary citizens that will cause light to pass around Administration officials, making these offensive officials appear to vanish into thin air.
"What a relief. That Bush crowd is so annoying," said Elizabeth Huerta, of They Might Be Flowers floral shoppe on Highway 35. "Ideally, the kids could make some kind of invisibility for sound, so we can't hear them, either."
The students' design, called Bush-Be-Gone, will be available this month on eBay.