Hi Ken,

Here's what I need to do today...get some organization around here! I'll need to make a to-do list first. Let's see, where to start...maybe a list of former industry lobbyists I want to see re-write government reports on global warming? Or all the stuff I need to get done before I attack Iran? Or a list of stooges I want to install in the Justice Department???

Things I gotta do this week

* Wash Air Force One
* Force-feed the hunger striking detainees at Guantanamo Bay
* Put Constitutional scholars who criticize me on tv on the Transportation Security Administration's terrorist watch list.

Share my list
I can share my lists with the entire world or just with a few faceless bureaucrats at Homeland Security! You can too!

Your friend,

Lonely At The Top

Dear Lonely At The Top,

Making lists is always a great idea! So is checking out Montag's minutes-ago-posted award for Comment Of The Week. It's just below! Do it today!