today proved that he could out April Fools Day the artist Cosimo Cavallaro.
The artist had carved a six foot sculpture of Jesus from milk chocolate for Easter. Bill Donohue publicly criticized the piece on the grounds that:
A - Jesus had no genitals
B - Easter is the time to think about chocolate bunnies and chocolate eggs
C - the artist failed to use white chocolate
The artist publicly responded with the transparent offer to go down to the Lab Gallery and take the first bite - on April Fools Day.
As reported earlier by Ken of Ken's Kitchen, Donohue then unleashed his Imperial Catholic Legion which attacked with angry emails and phone calls that included death threats. The president of the Roger Smith Hotel, where the gallery is located, cancelled the show to appease the Imperial Catholic Legion.
Bill Donohue then one-upped the artist by crowing triumphantly, April Fools!!! - “Because we did not like the way the Roger Smith Hotel handled the decision to drop the display, we have no intention of contacting the 500 organizations that we alerted to this assault on Christian sensibilities to inform them that the exhibition has been cancelled.”
Fafmissen News Today salutes Bill Donohue for, "getting there firstest with the mostest," on this April Fools Day.