Falwell Says He Won't Vote for Giuliani
By Ken from Ken's Kitchen
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LYNCHBURG, Va. -- A prominent deceased Christian leader said today that "my conscience and my moral convictions" would have prevented him from voting for Rudy Giuliani were he to win the Republican nomination.
In a blistering seance, Moral Majority founder Jerry Falwell said that, should America's mayor become the nominee, "I will roll over in my grave!"
"Liberal Americans can vote for him, they are going to hell anyway. However, those conservative voters whose support he seeks have been warned -- God will smite those who succumb," Dobson thundered.
A Christian evangelical buried in Lynchburg, Va., Falwell said he was simply speaking as "a corpse." However, his words carry considerable weight with the some 7 million listeners to his voice from beyond the grave.