Image: Stanford School of Medicine: Not a Cough in a Carload

Since Global Average Temperature Rose Five Degrees Fahrenheit, The Pounds Just Melt Away!

In yet another bold and shameless act of hubris, I will now link back to myself in order to report that the White House is now engaged in the hard work of figuring out the many health benefits of global climate change.

Now, I know all of the Fafmissen aren't climatologists studying the effects of global climate change, and very few of us are PR/Advertising hacks expert in making the deadly palatable. However, that shouldn't stop us from speculatin'! Here is your Back-Talk question: What might the public health benefits of global climate change be? (Answer in the comments!)