Remember the Consumer Product Safety Commission? What a pain in the butt, right? Well, Spot, last Monday the CPSC lost virtually all its power to protect U.S. consumers from hazardous products in the marketplace. I am offering you a chance to get in this incredible opportunity. You see, Uncle George has been watching this CPSC situation since the summer of 2006. A corporation he owns, Uncle George Associates, has been buying up options on recalled products for pennies a ton. We are hoping to have un-recalled baby pacifiers back on the market by next week. The CPSC forced the original manufacturer to take a loss on these pacifiers because of what the CPSC called "low-level radioactivity" and "potential isotopic leachate." We may not be exactly sure what that means, but we are smart enough to know that lead prevents radiation. So, obviously, the lead paint they were dipped in means the pacifiers are safe enough. It's just amazing that those super educated busybodies at the CPSC didn't think of that. Their loss is our gain, and we are giving you an opportunity to invest in this as our partner. If you act quickly enough, each $10,000 invested should return $1,000,000 or more.