Don't mess with this pie!!!!!



This pie is on the lam. This pie just escaped from the kitchen of the state penitentiary in Huntsville, TX! They said no cooling rack could hold it. It's got an evil heart, this pie. An evil, delicious heart. And a knife! If you sass this pie it will cut you!

This pie is wanted in 15 states... it was serving 15-20 after a horrible rampage of violence.... because it's horribly and violently tasty, and will rampage over your tastebuds with its pie-licious goodness!

So everybody try to speak in soothing tones, and don't make any sudden movements, or tuck any bibs into your shirts! Maybe when it cools off it'll see reason, and let us eat it. Instead of it eating us!