1. Yes, in fact, this is a good end run around the gay marriage controversy.
2. No, there is too much ickiness for mere surgery to compensate.
3. Ewww. Wrinkly and gray, flipping and flopping together, waay too much visual! I can't think about it. What's on TV?
Note:After giving your choice, please comment amongst yourselves until I have something that I can cobble a quote out of.