What is important is that there is a decided lack of both 'Peace on Earth' and 'Good Will Towards Men' right about now. We're going to change that. And by 'we', I mean all three or four of us (five counting Spot).
So, in honor of this blessed time, I have:
a) Disarmed my Conquistadors
b) Issued triple rations of rum to all hands, including the nuns
c) Hung bunting from each and every mizzen mast thingy
d) Loaded all cannons with confetti and holiday cheer
e) Festooned the promenade deck with cold cuts
Now I know what you're saying. You're saying, "But thepuppethead, you aren't even Spanish, and you don't own a galleon, and even if you did it's not the 15th century!" And that's true.
But we've got to start somewhere, people! If we're going to save the world, and fix the economy, and stop using oil and stuff, and be nice to everybody, and bring back the fun... well, we've got to start somewhere... even if it's somewhere imaginary!
Or, we could do it the right way, and start off at The Hague.
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