Whooosh..tik.tik.tik.ita.tik.tik.tak.ata.click hey
howfastcanUadd-hey-lookee over there thatn's faster.. It's like a freee slot machine wi'than invisible crank. Sure, I sed Crank-heeheehee, I sed Crank It Up BABY go
Whooosh..tik.tik.tik.ita.tak.tik.ata.click Hah!!
Tweak them Engines a Wall, Street, Pro-form-man cranker yankin foolz. Uhuh! Anybody can play - it dont cost nuthin!
Whooosh..tik.tik.tik.ita.tik.tik.tak.ata.click Oh
It dont cost nuthin'cuz itsa Freee Market! No money down!
Just crank it Free
an yank it Free
an Mark It UP!
Whooosh..tik.tik.tik.ita.tak.tek.ata.clack No!
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OK Aren'tcha glad it's not really real money? Say, how about we go see that special friend of ours. We'll stop by the ATM first, I can still get another hundred out of the Visa.
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whaddaya mean, "the dealer is dry"? What about Juan?
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Busted again,eh?
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No, no, no, very bad idea. Wang still thinks I owe him, an he's not a patient guy
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I feel like shit. Bad, really bad, man. You know, if you sit back here and just look at that screen, it looks just like a bunch of cockroaches in the refrigerator. Good thing it's not real money. I wish I really had some real money. You know, like, win the lottery and have a whole damn million dollars to spend. It's hard to even imagine that much money in one place, you know?
Labels: Hangover, infinity, not pie, Putting Ronald Reagan on the Ten Dollar Bill
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