You let me in and
I eat your brains.

"The dilemma we face is how do we obtain the energy that we need to grow our economy," worries the concerned businessman.

"The dilemma [we face] is how do we obtain the energy that we need to grow our econom[y] in a way that is not rapidly accelerating climate change," says someone who may-or-may-not-be the president of the united states, making the reasonable counterargument.

"The dilemma we face is how do we alter our economy so that it doesn't consume such obscene amounts of energy," posits a discordian thinker.

...

"BUAHAHAHAHAHA HEH! LOL/ROTFLMAO/WTF?!" guffaws the belly-laugh of bipartisanship.

Uncovered this today, which is somewhat analogous to much of our own Fafmissian wisdom:

"All statements are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense."

From: PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA -or- How I Found Goddess And What I Did To Her When I Found Her THE MAGNUM OPIATE OF MALACLYPSE THE YOUNGER Wherein Is Explained Absolutely Everything Worth Knowing About Absolutely Anything [Full text here.]

[Gratitude: Ahenobarbus]