World Gone Mad The president elect is black, the spectre of socialism looms over America, and across the pond, Morrissey is fat.

Socialism in A Landslide!
Chaplain Montag
USSSA (United Soviet Socialist States of Ameroika) WATCH is a new feature here at ILP,S! Let's see how long it lasts!

DAY -77: "President. Elect. Obama." Let those words rattle around in your head for a minute. Don't you realize what this means?

Socialism.

It's here. And it got here on an avalanche of 338 presumably committed electoral votes and unprecedented (in recent history) popular support. But we can't truthfully say "socialism is here," for it won't be here until sometime in the second half of January. The next seventy-some-odd days will be a period of transition. A transition to socialism!

This transition period between the election and the inauguration will be a critical time. It will be a time for Obama's extreme, hard left supporters to take action, to provide cover as the president elect shifts his policies and proposals leftward from the centrist rhetoric of the campaign trail, even lefter than the marginally left-of-center rhetoric of the primaries, where cunning left-centrism was vital to defeating the Clinton Juggernaut. While it is probably still too early to publicly bring Comrade Ayers into the fold, it is most certainly not too early for the transition team to lay plans to reverse the effects of some of Obama's more centrist votes in the Senate.

Some of Obama's centrist tendencies will of course remain necessary. The campaign pledge to increase the size of the military by 92,000 souls, and recent improvements on the government's ability to spy on citizens will both prove vital when martial rule, and the ideological purge become necessary as the people react to the crushing effects of socialism. In the meantime, loyal socialists will assuredly rest easy in anticipation of the redistribution of the $700 billion of Wall Street bailout money Obama helped pass the senate, not to the moguls who heroically made that wealth (with nothing but a bunch of bad debts!) in the first place, but to supporters lining the inaugural parade route.

Make no mistake about what we face here! Socialism is bad. A dangerous ideology that places people above institutions, and increases dependence on solidarity with one's fellow man is as unamerican as breadlines and fake apple pie. America's strength is in the infallibility and strength of its institutions and its workforce, toughened by individualism, perfected through uncompromising Social Darwinism. The American ideals of personal responsibility, unrelenting hard work and the exploitation of surplus labor for profit cannot be diminished! Though "They" will try.

How will They do it? Let us get back to those extreme, hard left supporters to taking action to move things leftward. ILP,S! has it on good authority that "progressive agitators" like David Sirota have plans "to battle centrist elements in the Democratic Party and to 'sweep out' Clintonites and moderates from the party establishment and get a 'whole new crew in there.'" They will be foolish not to make their move during this crucial transition phase. One need look no further to see Obama's complicity in the socialist agenda than the man he has chosen to lead his transition team. ILP,S! has it from the same impeccable source as above. That man is "former Clinton administration Chief of Staff John Podesta."

Wait, what?

1. Prey on Fears of Child Molestation to Commit Vote Fraud

Jacoby's arrest by state investigators and the Ontario Police Department late Saturday came after dozens of voters said they were duped into registering as Republicans by people employed by YPM. The voters said YPM workers tricked them by saying they were signing a petition to toughen penalties against child molesters.

[Evan Halper, "Ontario police arrest man in voter fraud case" LA Times, 10/20/08

2. Accuse your Opponent of Being a Child Molester

As you can see, the McCain ad says that Obama was the one who pushed the "comprehensive sex education" measure. The Obama campaign has pointed out that the bill would simply add instruction on disease prevention to already existing Illinois sex-ed standards. But the McCain campaign cheerfully turned this into Obama's support for "learning about sex before learning to read."

[Greg Sargent, "New McCain Ad Falsely Suggests Obama Wants Kids To Learn 'About Sex Before Learning To Read'" 9/9/08]


3. Use Office to Heighten Fear of Child Molesters

More than convicted 500,000 sex offenders now live in the United States. Of those, about 100,000 to 150,000 are missing - roaming the streets with no one watching over them. According to the U.S. Justice Department, released sex offenders are 4 times more likely to be rearrested. And, on average, child molesters serve only 43 percent of their sentence. These statistics are frightening. We need to stop playing Russian roulette with children's lives. We need to stop these pedophiles now... As case after case of missing or abducted children is broadcast, many parents wonder if their child is safe. Every day that goes by without this bill is another day we risk another victim. Now, more than ever, we need to stand together and unite cities, communities and states in the effort to stop the assault on America's children.

[Mark Foley and Orrin Hatch, "Making prey of the predators" Washington Times, 6/24/05, p. A19]


4. Send Text Message to your High School Age Page

Xxxxxxxxx (7:19:38 PM): ya go vote...i dont want to keep you from doing your job

Maf54 (7:19:44 PM): can I have a good kiss goodnight

Xxxxxxxxx (7:19:50 PM): :-*

[Brian Ross, "Foley Instant Message Chat While Waiting For A House Vote" 10/3/06]

ZED's Dead, Baby



Thanks for the endorsement, Bruce, but the candidate wants his chopper back.

Z.E.D. in '08

Foreign Policy

POINT: Killin' innocent people is wrong! It's a shame that our system a massive military budgets an' profiteerin' doesn't favor the helpin' a folks who needs help instead. We need a leader who'll change things around an' give everybody hope. An' healthcare. An' unicorns. ---Falkor

COUNTERPOINT: There are no innocents! People who don't want to die shouldn't live in war zones. The freedom to drive 10,000 lb. grocery-getters isn't free! We need a strong, fatherly leader who isn't afraid to get a little blood on his hands to preserve Our way of life. ---Gizzard

COUNTER-COUNTERPOINT: Killing people is not unlike the proverbial skinning of cats. There are many ways to do it. If wars with bombs and guns and the flexing of lots of manly muscles, and dead heroes, do not suit your taste, then there are also oppressive sanction regimes with food programs so corrupt that starving people are actually the least of their concerns. We are the strong. They are the weak. The strong will live, and many hundreds of thousands of the weak will not make it through the next presidential term. We must not lose sight of what is truly most important: that the policy behind these killing instruments cannot, and must not change. We must each chose the leader that makes us feel best when they talk about how their actions and decisions will kill thousands of people (without actually coming out and saying they're going to kill thousands of people.) ---Chaplain Montag of the First Knights of the 19 Quart Lobster Pot

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