On the fifth day of Fafmiss, my true love gave to me...


Five recalled toys!

Four calling plans...
Three Freedom hens...
two Aris gloves,
and a pitchfork in a zombie.

My Baby Vroom Vroom Vehicle has problems with the cloth-covered foam powertrain control module.

My Dream House Play Set has lead paint on the walls and high concentrations of radon in the basement.

My Action Tank Play Set has tank armor that incorporates depleted uranium.

My Polly Pockets Magnetic Toy Set is reversing the Earth's magnetic fields.

My Flashing Pacifier's lithium-ion batteries are faulty and can cause fire and explosions.

AAARRRRGH!