On the eleventh day of Fafmiss, my true love gave to me...


Eleven pipers piping,

Ten Lords (of the Dance) A-Leaping... On DVD,
Nine ladies dancing,
A LELY Astronaut A3 Robotic Milking System
Seven cops a-shooting,
Six greasers braying...
FIVE RECALLED TOYS!
Four calling plans...
Three Freedom hens...
two Aris gloves,
and a pitchfork in a zombie.

Here's what I just heard through their "pipeline:" leading neocon Elliot Abrams and and some of his fellow-travelers at the NSC have been working with former Saudi Ambassador to Washington Prince Bandar bin Sultan on a covert action operation that supplies money and weapons to anti-Hezbollah groups in order to strike back at Iran. The Saudis appear to have been brought in as subcontractors because the White House rightly fears exposure by nervous-nellie Washington insider pipers who think this operation may turn out to be another ill-fated Iran-Contra that will only sink us further into our Middle Eastern morass. Look Democrats in Congress, our hands are clean!

Further, the 11 pipers are piping that Saudi Ambassador Prince Turki al-Faisal's recent sudden unannounced departure may have been due to escalating tensions between Bandar and Turki over the operation.

Thanks, pipers!